Tulip: Did you hear that Michele Bachmann celebrated
Elvis Presley’s birthday on the anniversary of his death?
Tony: And she confused John Wayne the actor with
John Wayne Gacy the serial killer.
Tulip: I think she’s the President that America deserves.
Tony: Remember when George Bush Sr. messed up the date the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?
Tulip: Did you hear about the half-black
Elvis Presley’s birthday on the anniversary of his death?
Tony: And she confused John Wayne the actor with
John Wayne Gacy the serial killer.
Tulip: I think she’s the President that America deserves.
Tony: Remember when George Bush Sr. messed up the date the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?
Tulip: Did you hear about the half-black
half-Japanese man who,
every December 7th, attacks Pearl Bailey?
Tony: I don’t get it.Tulip: Pearls to swine, Antonio. How about a book
every December 7th, attacks Pearl Bailey?
Tony: I don’t get it.Tulip: Pearls to swine, Antonio. How about a book
entitled American History by Michele Bachmann
and Sarah Palin? For example:
The Taliban bombed New York on November 22.Tony: No, Tulip, that was the date JFK was assassinated.Tulip: I know that, Twitwit! Tony: Oh, okay. I get it. How about
“Columbus discovered America in 1942.”Tulip: Not bad.Tony: And Paul Revere warned the British that-- Tulip: --Barrack Obama was coming. Tony: And God created the universe 5,000 years ago.Tulip: And afterwards he went to Disneyland! 
