Tony: I have been thinking about the meaning of cyberspace.
Tulip: Oh, lord. Tony: From your beak to God’s ear, Tulip. 
Cyberspace is infinity for narcissists. 
Tony: I feel so liberated.
Tulip: He must have very big ears. I picture him like Dumbo.
Tony: I think you lack spirituality, Tulie.
That’s why you need cyberspace so desperately.
Cyberspace is infinity for narcissists. Tulip: Are you on some new antipsychotic drug?
Tony: Listen!
Tulip: Have I a choice? You’re one parrot cage away.
Tony: Cyberspace is our little infinity to conquer.
It’s our chance to not be infinitesimal.
Tulip: You’re giving me a headache.
Tony: Blogging is our great outcry for individual significance
in the face of mortality. LISTEN TO ME! PAY ATTENTION!
Tulip: I want a divorce.
Tony: Technology is our spaceship to God.
Tulip: You can keep all the toys. Community property
does not apply to parrots.
Tony: I feel so liberated. I feel like my wings can stretch across eternity.
Tulip: Planning to travel? I’ll pack your lunch.
Tony: Oh, Tulip. I’ll miss you.
Tulip: Don’t give it another thought.
Tony: It’s a terrible thing to outgrow our companions
Tulip: Via con dios.
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